Fairytales with Kerli

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The opening animated title card

Fairytales with Kerli was a series of shorts featured on The DL Show on Spinner.com. The shorts featured The Creationist playing in the background as Kerli sat and told a very brief, disturbing rhyme.

Little Miss Muffet

July 8, 2008

Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet
Eating the souls of the young
Along came a spider, who sat down beside her
But Little Miss Muffet still kept on eating the souls of the young

Roses

July 28, 2008

Roses are dead, Violets die too
If I knew where you lived, you'd be dead too

Shoe

August 14, 2008

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She beat her kids 'til they were black and blue
The kids' tummies were empty and needed to be filled
So they killed and ate the old woman who made them live in a shoe

Mary

August 29, 2009

Mistress Mary, Mary quite contrary, how does your garden die?
With puppies tongues, and children's thumbs
And blood that falls from the sky

External links

Little Miss Muffet at Spinner.com
Roses at Spinner.com
Shoe at Spinner.com
Mary at Spinner.com